Dave is our biggest fan
pays my vacation in the sand
I wouldn't hit him with a pan.

[Chorus]:
So this one is for Dave
Piss on me U silly knave
Make him my love slave
And "suck him raw"

He buys our tapes and our shirts
Don't hit him where it hurts
Only 10 calories in a Certs

[Chorus]

[Reprise]:
Thrash!
Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree
Climb on top, piss on me!

Found!  Brent's original scrawling.