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"Hammer"
(Smith, Laird)

If I had a hammer
a hammer
a hammer
If I had a hammer
I'd pound some nails.

If I had a saw
a saw
a saw
If I had a saw
I'd saw some wood.

If I had some superglue
some superglue
some superglue
If I had some superglue
I'd get real drunk and superglue my dick to your forehead.

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