"Fight for your Right/Led Condom"
(Laird, Ritchey, Kinner)
You wake up late for school and you jump in your car
You drive real fast and you drive real far
You're doin' 85 and a cop pulls you over
He walks up to you and says "Hey, are you sober?"
You've gotta fight
For your right
To kill pigs.
[Chorus]:
Led Condom
That heavy condom
Led Condom condom
That heavy condom
Now…
It's a condom that's made of led
It would hurt if it fell on your hed
Use a Led Condom in your bed
and refrain from use on someone who is ded.
You can use a Led Condom to kill a hick
Put the Led Condom on your dick
It really isn't any big trick
Use spermicidal jelly to make it slick. (slick!)
[Chorus]
It's a condom that's about this long
We will tell you when you use it wrong
Use a Led Condom when you hear this song
And don't put beer in your water bong.
Yes, I am the flouncing mok
You can store a Led Condom in your sock
Hook up electrodes to get a shock
I wouldn't fuck you with another man's cock.
[Chorus]
Gonna piss on you, so wish me luck
Don't eat my face, that would suck
You know two wrongs don't make a duck
Ask me if I give a fuck.
[Chorus]
