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"Big Fucking Lizrd"
(Makela, Laird)

bfltext.gif (4746 bytes)Slither slither on the ground
Look at you, you're so big and round
On the meaning of life you like to expound
Big fucking lizrd

Born to lose, live to sin
I know what kind of shape I'm in
So let's sit down and have din din
Big fucking lizrd

bfltshirt.gif (8731 bytes)[Chorus]:
Oh what a large reptile you be
Why don't you come eat me?
Big fucking lizrd
So fuck you

That your shrimp? I beg your pardon.
Just don't go running to the game warden
A mulch is beneficial to your garden
Big fucking lizrd

A purple lizrd perches upon my head
I have a condom that's made of led
Why don't you paint my unit red?
Big fucking lizrd

[Chorus]

I'm the Twinkie wrapper on your shoe
Laugh at me, huh? Look at you
Give me a Pepsi can so I can chew
Big fucking lizrd

I have some bread that's made of rye
As long as it's a blood red sky
Please feed me some octopus pie
Big fucking lizrd

[Chorus]

I have a friend whose name is lurch
Look over there, that's a birch
I like to eat nuns in a church
Big fucking lizrd

I won't eat all your spaghetti O's
Bonk bonk bonk is the way bonk goes
I am the orifice through which all the earth's waste flows.

[chorus]

[repeat first verse]

[end]:
Oh, what a large reptile you be
Why don't you come eat me?
Big fucking lizrd
I am the lizrd king.
I can do anything. 

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