Optikhog's Scary Hair Club for Freaks

	ConeHog contributed by Jim Allenspach	Mikhail GorbaHog contributed by Myke Swiston
Smoky Hog contributed by Jack Merchant	Mr. T Hog contributed by Jack Merchant	Fabio Hog contributed by Jack Merchant
Tales from the Darkside Hog contributed by Jason Madison	Hog and Circumstance contributed by Sandy Jascoviak	Electro-Hog contributed by Sandy Jascoviak
Martian Hog contributed by Sandy Jascoviak	Pope Optik Hog II contributed by Sandy Jascoviak	Mrs. Howell Hog contributed by Sandy Jascoviak
Birthday Hog contributed by Sandy Jascoviak	Optik-Maul contributed by Jason Makela	Hobbes-Hog contributed by Maria Boynton
Calvin-Hog contributed by Maria Boynton	Brainiac-Hog contributed by Chris Overhoff	Afro-Hog contributed by Thomas Kinner
Chia-Hog contributed by Brent Richey	Gene Simmons-Hog contributed by Brian Magnuson	Borg-Hog contributed by Jason Makela
David Letter-Hog contributed by Jennifer Sharp	Bad Hair Day for the Hog contributed by Brian Magnuson	Charlie Brown-Hog contributed by Denny Boynton
Cosmo Optikramer contributed by Dave Lennie	Bozo the Hog contributed by Dave Lennie	Hog-Under-An-Open-Flame contributed by Jeff Laird
Aussie Hog-On-The-"Barbie" contributed by Katy Chappelow	Carmen "Chiquita-hog" Miranda contributed by Rachel Hines	Opti-Quisp contributed by Dave Lennie
Snoop Optik-Hogg contributed by Brian Magnuson	Iguana Punkhog contributed by Jason Makela	Don King-Hog contributed by Eric Biletzky
Handkerchief "Beatles" Wrap contributed by Eric Biletzky	Rasta-Hog contributed by Jason Makela	"Klause" Mien-Hog contributed by Brian Magnuson